A recent instant message conversation between my dear Dochechka (still recovering from her back surgery) who minimizes bending by using this grabber to pick things up…
Me: Any interest in getting into a wheelchair and shopping with me this weekend?
Me: We could probably put a potty right underneath the seat so that you can just poop WHILE you shop
Dochechka: YESSSSS!! Take me AWAY!
Dochechka: Will you help me try pants on?
Me: No
Me: That’s what your grabber is for
Dochechka: Yeah, but I am NOT bringing it to the store!!
Dochechka: Duh
Me: Whatevs
Me: You’re no fun
Dochechka: What? You want me to bring my grabber??
Dochechka: Only if I get to grab your ass and boobs all the time
Me: Deal
Note 1: We love to shop. And, additionally, we love to be regular. Hence the references to poop.
Note 2: Yes. We are adults.
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Can't help but get a vision of Little Britain when reading this entry.
Check out this to get an idea of what I imagine the two of you looking like as you're out shopping ;)
http://www.creativescreenwriting.com/csdaily/csdart/images/2005-08-Aug/Little%20Britain%20s1%20-%20Lou%20and%20Andy%20(225w).jpg
Yeah. Pretty much just like that. Only Dochechka has the decency to cover up her balding forehead with a toupe.
God, that's a relief.
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