Saturday, February 3, 2007

He uses his frequent flyer miles on me, so it MUST be love...

As if I needed proof beyond the fact that he’s put up with my obnoxiousness for over two years...

Here’s yet another reason why I know The Brit digs me: He has to go to Japan on business next week. And I get to go too.* Airfare covered by ff miles. Hotel covered by [Insert name of The Brit’s job here].

Nuh uh!! you say??

Ya huh!! I say.

I’m not precisely sure what I did to deserve this, but I have a feeling it might have something to do with the fact that I can stuff 13 full-sized marshmallows in my mouth and still say “chubby bunny.” (It’s a little-known fact.) Oh, and the fact that I can shake it like a Polaroid picture.

Woo hoo! Japan! In three days!

* My usual surgical residency schedule wouldn’t permit me to just fly by the seat of my pants like this. But since I’m on a research schedule these days (until June 2008) and much of the work I do can be done via the series of tubes, I can. And it’s a good thing, because I have a big seat. One that, thanks to spandex, fits into these pants. And I do like to fly by them.

2 comments:

Mr. Poopie said...

Does the Brit's company know that it's paying for two seats that your unfortunate pants are going to occupy? I didn't think so. Lucky bastard.

Waspgoddess said...

Tried the marshmallow thing, but only managed to fit in 12, and as I almost choked no words came out. Clearly I will never get to go to Japan.

Have a wicked time ;)