A recent instant message conversation between my dear Dochechka (still recovering from her back surgery) who minimizes bending by using this grabber to pick things up…
Me: Any interest in getting into a wheelchair and shopping with me this weekend?
Me: We could probably put a potty right underneath the seat so that you can just poop WHILE you shop
Dochechka: YESSSSS!! Take me AWAY!
Dochechka: Will you help me try pants on?
Me: That’s what your grabber is for
Dochechka: Yeah, but I am NOT bringing it to the store!!
Me: You’re no fun
Dochechka: What? You want me to bring my grabber??
Dochechka: Only if I get to grab your ass and boobs all the time
Note 1: We love to shop. And, additionally, we love to be regular. Hence the references to poop.
Note 2: Yes. We are adults.