Monday, January 22, 2007
Step ASIDE Cindy Crawford!!!
Alright. So let’s just forget for a moment that I’m like four feet shorter than her and have a thigh circumference that is conceivably equivalent to that of her waist. Oh, and the fact that I haven’t made millions in a career based entirely on my stunning good looks. Oh, and also the fact that I don’t have an ex-husband whose been shamed publicly for having been allegedly caught with a gerbil in his rectum. Forget all that. There is one thing Cindy and I now share in common: A curiously sultry mole that hovers closely over the left vermillion border of our lips. Yessssss. You didn’t know I had one? Well, yes. Yes I do. And though I could still stand to lose a little holiday weight, I think I’m going to go ahead and have some head shots taken of me and then send them out to a few agencies. You know, just in case there’s a demand for a short, pear-shaped Cuban-American model with a zit near her left upper lip that, when topped off with a little dark brown eyeliner, passes for a pretty decent mole. I’m feelin’ lucky.