Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Because traditional stuffed animals were starting to get boring

If I weren’t as crass and unrefined as I am, these little velvety numbers would likely offend my delicate sensibilities.

Thank goodness my sensibilities are far from delicate.

But really, even I have to ask the prudish question: What WILL they think of next? Adorable, plush, lifelike excrement toys?

Oh wait.
They’ve already done that too.


Waspgoddess said...

1/ Who would pay $600 for a cushion? Even if it has a fancy name?

2/ I bow to your dedication at providing so much anal entertainment in one short week.

La Cubana Gringa said...

1/ Not sure, but I get the feeling that if we find the answer to that question, it may correlate directly with the list of registered sex offenders. The rich ones, at least.

2/ Thanks. I strive.


Mr. Poopie said...

To think that I could have actually been rendered speechless.