Every five minutes, Abuelito needs something...
"OYE, CULONA, NECESITO UNA TOALLA.” Towel.
“OYE MAMACUSA…DONDE ENCUENTRO UN TENEDOR?” Fork.
“AGUA?” Water.
“CULONA, COMO ENCIENDO EL TELEVISOR?” Television.
“MAMACUSA, TENGO QUE TOMAR LAS MEDICINAS!!” Medications.
“CULONA…UN PEDASITO DE PAPEL POR FAVOR.” Paper.
“MAMACUSAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!……….”
Mamacusa looks at me, nerves frayed. Then screams back at him, “Que Papi?”
“NADA…solamente para decirte que no te necesito en este momento!” Nothing, just wanted to tell you that I don’t need you at this exact moment!
If he weren't 81, she might have bitch slapped him. Instead we just giggled.
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