The Brit recently came back from a two-week trip to South Africa. The night he arrived, we lay in bed, spooning, chatting before drifting off to sleep.
“I really wish you could have come on this trip with me.”
“I would have loved to, you know that.”
“I missed you.”
These sentimental words were followed immediately thereafter by a loud, staccato, multi-syllabic noise trumpeted from his back end. (Thankfully, I was the spoonee, not the spooner.) Within seconds the putrid, enterically-altered smell of whatever airline food he’d eaten over the last 24 hours managed to escape from under the sheets and collide head-on into my olfactory sensors.
“Golly…I missed you too, babe.”
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Don't you find that when men do that bottom talking thing they always find a reason to waft the covers up and down a bit causing it to escape and infiltrate the whole room? I have spent hours trying to teach the art of keeping still until it disperses/
Isn't it better to waft it? I don't want to bake in it. I say, waft it. Just don't vent it up near my chin.
nik - Trust me...this was NOT the brand of fart you'd want to wait on!
mist - Wafting was one possibility. I say, fart OUTSIDE of the covers to begin with...for the LOVE OF ALL THAT IS DECENT AND HUMANE!!
That's too funny. Disgusting but kind of sweet too.
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