tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613714674265209788.post5537106832622866582..comments2023-11-05T04:01:17.792-08:00Comments on No method, Just Madness: You should still respect your eldersLa Cubana Gringahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02771407637760725599noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613714674265209788.post-3190548354624758222007-01-26T12:00:00.000-08:002007-01-26T12:00:00.000-08:00DITTODITTOAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613714674265209788.post-11188307704189141452007-01-25T11:15:00.000-08:002007-01-25T11:15:00.000-08:00There you have it everyone. (Just in case you wer...There you have it everyone. (Just in case you were EVER wondering from whence my crassness and vulgarity came.) And for the record, I stand by my gas.La Cubana Gringahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02771407637760725599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613714674265209788.post-67094271385981513332007-01-25T11:05:00.000-08:002007-01-25T11:05:00.000-08:00I DEMAND A RETRACTION!
Although I am proud of the...I DEMAND A RETRACTION!<br /><br />Although I am proud of the fact that both of my children have acquired and surpassed their father’s gift for verbalizing the absurd in lucid style, I am afraid that certain comments made by my erudite daughter are inaccurate. As such, I have heretofore decided to come to my own defense to debunk the shamefully egregious and rather inflammatory dribbling of the “former” heir to my estate and extensive portfolio.<br /><br />The first correction to be made is to the allegation of gratuitous flatulence which was reference in her boyfriend’s rather declarative birthday greeting as a “contest” between family members. Flatulence, first of all, is a normal bodily function which cannot and should not be purposely obstructed to avoid embarrassment or to save a guest or loved one from a terse and dizzying moment.<br /><br />Additionally, in our home, flatulence was not a “contest”, but rather, a metaphor for war. It is interesting to note that the writer of the aforementioned “Ode To The Limey”, conveniently excludes herself from the conflict as if she were an objective and impartial journalist. I dare say that given the obvious dimensions of her posterior, one can safely believe when I assert that she was the most offensive violator of the Rules of Engagement. With deadly accuracy and directional abilities that would terrorize a Great White shark, she would often humiliate and bring her parents and impressionable younger brother to tears as the gases disseminated over our heads, effectively breaking down whatever oxygen there was in the room.<br /><br />In the event that she had not totally and unconditionally brought about the capitulation of her victims, my daughter would proceed to additional humbling by removing her shoes to release the Ammonia-like fumes that had been stored in the days old toe jam of her feet. Like Captain Pickard said when he was assimilated by the Borg, “Resistance was futile”.<br /><br />Since space may be limited in this writing, I will include a short statement about the road-rage allegation. In our society today, we find ourselves forced to stifle ourselves in order to be politically correct. Since it is my belief that such leftist and bleeding-heart liberal bullshit has not modified or improved human nature in the least, the ability to insult, either verbally or by physical gestures, is better that finding yourself in court for having put to slugs into the head of some dumb old bastard who is trying to adjust his Depends Undergarment while driving or a woman freshening her makeup, talking on the phone or jerking herself a soda at the expense of her Great Dane while pulling onto the interstate.<br /><br />God save the Inbred Queen!<br /><br />Fondest Regards,<br /><br />DaddioAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613714674265209788.post-67713967090228593072007-01-25T10:38:00.000-08:002007-01-25T10:38:00.000-08:00betty - hi! thanks!
fatty - perhaps you went int...betty - hi! thanks!<br /><br />fatty - perhaps you went into chocolate coma after eating all of them at the dessert party 2 years ago?? they were there! (and trust me, you were licking the plate!)<br /><br />ratatat - god help us ALL if he does!<br /><br />crujones - sorry. let me know if you want me to prescribe you something. wink, wink.La Cubana Gringahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02771407637760725599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613714674265209788.post-8151742825445924742007-01-25T10:15:00.000-08:002007-01-25T10:15:00.000-08:00Mother Theresa with a penis!? How about Eleanor Ro...Mother Theresa with a penis!? How about Eleanor Roosevelt with a pair of bal- oh, never mind that. Nice tribute. Even with the strange imagery that will keep me awake at night for weeks.AlanCalachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05065349375745714533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613714674265209788.post-45140893857156314482007-01-25T09:54:00.000-08:002007-01-25T09:54:00.000-08:00screw Joey - he never got back to me either after ...screw Joey - he never got back to me either after he wrote that song 'Please don't go girl' for me...<br />Anyway, you'll never be in danger of the Brit randomly busting out in synchronized danceRathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13503393044650546551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613714674265209788.post-41006526373877623282007-01-25T09:27:00.000-08:002007-01-25T09:27:00.000-08:00Where's this "Winter-Spiced Molten Chocolate Lava ...Where's this "Winter-Spiced Molten Chocolate Lava Cake with Rum-Ginger Ice Cream" with its "warm, mushy, uncooked, chocolatey-licious center" at the dessert party?!fattyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11888372177495546185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613714674265209788.post-68991662863636501942007-01-25T08:41:00.000-08:002007-01-25T08:41:00.000-08:00Awww. That is cute.Awww. That is cute.Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11699872242193611228noreply@blogger.com